Frank Zappa, the man we all know
But in secret, he's Santa Claus, don't you know?
On Christmas Day, he brings us all a treat
A ticket to Zappanale, can't be beat

We board the Molli, the steam locomotive
To Rennbahn, where the fun is infectious
We drink hot beer, eat currywurst galore
And have a blast, like never before

The Mystery Stage holds surprise performances
While the Main Stage hosts the biggest bands
We visit the Exhibition, filled with artifacts
And snap a photo with the Frank Zappa statue, a must

The warm-up bands set the mood just right
As we dance and sing into the night
The spirit of Frank Zappa fills the air
And friendships abound, without a care

We leave with memories to last a lifetime
Hoping to return, in the following year
From an atheist sky, Frank smiles down
As his statue on stage lights up with sound

Zappanale, a place of music and love
Where the spirit of Frank Zappa reigns above