In a world where Frank Zappa never was,
There was a strange and bizarre fuss,
For without him, the music world was lost,
And the Mistery Stage, forever tossed.

The Rennbahn was silent, without a sound,
The Exhibition, empty and unbound,
The Molli and Bands, nowhere to be found,
Without Frank Zappa's music around.

But one day, a group of rebels rose,
Determined to bring Frank Zappa's music back,
They searched the Main Stage, from head to toes,
And found a statue, of Frank Zappa's intact.

They brought it to the Warm Up show,
And as they played, the music flowed,
The Statue came to life, and so,
Frank Zappa was resurrected, and oh,

The world was filled with joy and cheer,
As Frank Zappa's music filled the air,
And the Mistery Stage, once lost, was clear,
As the music of Frank Zappa, forever near.

So if you ever find yourself in a world,
Where Frank Zappa never existed, don't be a fool,
Just bring back his music, and let it unfurl,
And the world will be a happier, more colorful.