It's Christmas time, and the snow is falling
The Zappanale festival is calling
We bundle up warm, and head to the show
To see all the Bands, and let the music flow

The Main Stage is packed, and the Rennbahn too
We check out the Exhibition, and ride the Molli
We Warm up with some cocoa, and check out the Statue
The Catholic Girls are singing, it's quite a platitude

This Zappanale festival, is a celebration of Frank
His music is wild, and it's clear to see why he's a rank
So let's all raise a glass, and sing along
Merry Christmas to all, and a Happy Zappa-filled New Year, so long!